Winter is here!
The season finale of Game of Thrones Season 6 aired last night, and I have to say the writers did a bang up job of leaving us wanting more, resolving series long rumors and theories.
Cersei and Sir Loras are to stand trial at the Sept, we watch ceremoniously as Cersei prepares to stand trail or so we think. Sir Loras is brought in and admits guilt and repents, asking the high Sparrow to allow him to serve the Gods. In doing so he has to denounce his claim to the Tyrell throne, and give up all of his worldly possessions. They accept and cut the symbol of the Septre into his forehead to which Margaery protests. The high Sparrow noticing the Queen mother is no where to be found and sends Lancel Lannister to retrieve her. We also see Not Joffery preparing for the trial. Cersei never planned on attending the trial because she’s an evil bitch who has tricks up her sleeves. She lore’s Lancel into a trap via Lord Varys’ little birds as well as Grand Maester Pycelle (who should’ve died three seasons ago, evil bastard). Long story short she blew the whole damn building up using dragons breath. Errrbody dead, Loras, Margaery, Margaery and Loras’ Father, Cersei’s uncle, the High Sparrow they all dead.
Not Joffery watches helplessly because Zombie Mountain won’t let him leave the room, he does what I wished he’d do a long time ago (Not Joffery sucks overall, he’s been a puppet of his mother, then Margaery, and lastly the High Sparrow, at least evil ass Joffery thought for himself), jumped out the window! Not Joffrey DEAD! Cersei’s the Queen Bitch now literally and figuratively. She leaves the sparrow nun looking chick who beat the shit out of her while she was locked up alive so that she can torture her ass via Zombie Mountain. I have to say I’m impressed with the level of evil the writers have given the Cersei character she’s like the evil Step-mother from all of the Disney movies times a thousand.
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This weeks episode centers around Arya Stark, Brienne of Tarth, Jamie Lannister, The Blackfish and a little of the Hound.
Brienne arrives at Riverrun to find the Kings army lead by Jaimie Lannister (who she’s in love with), she requests to meet with Jamie where she asked for a favor to let her pass through to the gates in order to convince the Blackfish to come to Sansa and Jon’s aide in taking back Winterfell. Jamie obliges her requests after a small lovers quarrel.
The Blackfish ain’t for taking back Winterfell because he needs to worry about maintaining his current hold on Riverrun. While this is happening his punk ass nephew who is a captive of the Fray is having a conversation with Jamie, where Jamie basically tells ole boy “I’m going to toss your baby boy into the river if you don’t give up Riverrun”. Because the nephew is the rightful heir of Riverrun, this is an easy win, Edmure requests to be let into the castle, but of course the Blackfish demands he isn’t because its a ploy of Jamie Lannister’s to take the castle (and he’s right) upon gaining entry Edmure tells his men to lay down their arms and open the gate. Brienne and her squire get away and make their way back to Sansa.
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So last weeks post I didn’t touch at all on what’s been going with Arya Stark, after getting her sight back the many face God tasked her with killing an actress from a local traveling theater group.
After watching the performance and speaking with the woman Arya decided that she can’t be “a girl” because bitch she’s Arya Stark! This leaves Arya in a predicament, because the many face God is a “G” about his and you get three strikes then your ass is dead (and you become a face). So he tasked the little blonde haired hater with killing Arya but keeping it cute and not making her suffer.
Arya finds her little sword (the one Jon Snow gave her, I can’t remember its name) and decides she ain’t about that many face life and books passage on a ship heading back to Westeros, except ole girl forgets the threat she received from the many face God, blonde hair douche shanks the ish out of Arya, she gets away using the skills she learned via her many face bootcamp training.
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