I’ve been gone for a “minute” doing life shit, and by life shit I mean working, moming, wifeing, (I am fully aware that those words aren’t real words) repeat.
Thankfully my love for all things Game of Thrones has brought me back to the blogger sphere. If you don’t watch GOT clearly we aren’t friends, could never be friends, kill yo self and why are you here?
Any whoooo, I’ve learned a few things this past season and I’d like to share those little gems with you.
1) Being the Three-Eyed Raven gives you the right to be a seriously unthankful glazed eyed douche bag. #iwantwhatbranwassmoking
2) It’s ok to screw your sibling if you’ve blown up the only authority that could hold you accountable for your incestuous practices. Was I the only person who hated Cersai’s haircut and fashions this season? Looks like she shopped exclusively at the wicked stepmother’s boutique.
3) File Scrolls, Empty Shit, Feed and Repeat; That’s the life of Maester in training.
4) Aligning yourself with the Mother of Dragons will get you tortured and poisoned; The alliance between , Daenerys, Yara and Theon Greyjoy, Ellaria Sand and Olenna Tyrell was a short lived epic failure.
5) Jon Snow continued to do Jon Snow shit and almost got himself killed trying to capture a white walker. #dumbestideaever
6) R+L = A; Lyanna Stark was not kidnapped by Rhaegar Targaryen she was in love with him and they married secretly in Drone where she later gave birth to her son Aegon Targaryen aka Jon Snow.
Continue reading “Game of Thrones: Season 7 – Ten Things I’ve Learned”
Earlier this summer HBO premiered an M. Night Shyamalan original mini series “The Night of”, which follows the main character Nasir Khan as he’s arrested, convicted and placed on trial for the murder of a young woman he met after a night of partying . In eight episodes the show takes us on a journey into the complexities of the flawed and sometimes corrupt legal system, classism and xenophobia within the United States. I don’t want give away the show for those whom haven’t watched or are still catching up, but if you’re interested in this type of story it’s definitely worth the watch.
The second series I watched due to popular demand was original series presented by Netflix, “Stranger Things”, I’m late to the ballpark as far as this show is concerned because this show aired in July but I didn’t watch the series until late last month after the first season wrapped.
Stranger Things takes place “In a small town where everyone knows everyone, a peculiar incident starts a chain of events that leads to the disappearance of a child – which begins to tear at the fabric of an otherwise peaceful community. Dark government agencies and seemingly malevolent supernatural forces converge on the town, while a few locals begin to understand that there’s more going on than meets the eye.” This series is a fantastic mosh pit of “The Goonies”, and “E.T.” and I loved every moment of it (I watched the entire season in three days). I loved that the protagonist was a young girl #Girlpower. I’m still a little confused about a few things but I’m hoping season two will answer those questions. If you’re looking for an eighties throwback adventure/syfy story and you’re late to all things popular like me you should check this show out.
I must admit I love a good television show almost as much as a good book, I plan on watching “Insecure” another original HBO series created by and staring Issa Rae the creator of one of my favorite YouTube series “The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl” (if you’ve never watched the show please do so it’s super hilarious), I think I’m going to check out FX’s “Atlanta” and Fox’s new series based off the movie “Lethal Weapon”, what are you guys watching? What should I be checking out that you guys are into? Let me know in the comments section below.
This weeks episode centers around Arya Stark, Brienne of Tarth, Jamie Lannister, The Blackfish and a little of the Hound.
Brienne arrives at Riverrun to find the Kings army lead by Jaimie Lannister (who she’s in love with), she requests to meet with Jamie where she asked for a favor to let her pass through to the gates in order to convince the Blackfish to come to Sansa and Jon’s aide in taking back Winterfell. Jamie obliges her requests after a small lovers quarrel.
The Blackfish ain’t for taking back Winterfell because he needs to worry about maintaining his current hold on Riverrun. While this is happening his punk ass nephew who is a captive of the Fray is having a conversation with Jamie, where Jamie basically tells ole boy “I’m going to toss your baby boy into the river if you don’t give up Riverrun”. Because the nephew is the rightful heir of Riverrun, this is an easy win, Edmure requests to be let into the castle, but of course the Blackfish demands he isn’t because its a ploy of Jamie Lannister’s to take the castle (and he’s right) upon gaining entry Edmure tells his men to lay down their arms and open the gate. Brienne and her squire get away and make their way back to Sansa.
Continue reading “Game of Thrones S6 E8 – “No One” (Spoilers)”
So last weeks post I didn’t touch at all on what’s been going with Arya Stark, after getting her sight back the many face God tasked her with killing an actress from a local traveling theater group.
After watching the performance and speaking with the woman Arya decided that she can’t be “a girl” because bitch she’s Arya Stark! This leaves Arya in a predicament, because the many face God is a “G” about his and you get three strikes then your ass is dead (and you become a face). So he tasked the little blonde haired hater with killing Arya but keeping it cute and not making her suffer.
Arya finds her little sword (the one Jon Snow gave her, I can’t remember its name) and decides she ain’t about that many face life and books passage on a ship heading back to Westeros, except ole girl forgets the threat she received from the many face God, blonde hair douche shanks the ish out of Arya, she gets away using the skills she learned via her many face bootcamp training.
Continue reading “Game of Thrones: S6 E7 “The Broken Man” (Spoilers)”
I hate to review things because ya’ll know I get bored easily and tend to stop reviewing mid season, but we’re five episodes into season 6 of Game of Thrones and I felt the need to share. I’m sure all who watch are caught up if not get your life together!
So this isn’t going to be a scene by scene review of the past five episodes more of a run through of all the exciting stand out moments I enjoyed. Continue reading “Game of Thrones S6 E1-5: Deadman Rising & Flame Retarded Bishes”
It’s. About.to.Go.Down! April 24, 2016 GET READY!
The best series to hit television makes its return on April 12, 2015, so I’m kind of a late comer to the series, I started watching GOT winter break 2013.
I have to say the closer and closer it gets to the premiere date, I just can’t seem to stop talking about it. I mean I am TOTALLY obsessed with this show and my plan is to make all of you obsessed right along with me. So here are ten reasons why you should start watching Game of Thrones.
1) Tons of Sex – We all love a good love scene, but that’s the best thing about this show no love scenes just raw nasty sex.
2) Dragons – Three of them and they burn and eat people, need I say more.
3) Ice Zombies – with the zombie apocalypse craze going on you know there has to be zombies.
Continue reading “Fan Girl: Ten Reasons you Should be watching HBO’s Game of Thrones”